Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer grew to be a strong old buck, and when his grandson Randall was born… he’d inherited Rudolph’s glow. In his hooves.
That’s fucking adorable.
a mythical creature recognised in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies Saint Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner. In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented as a beast-like creature, generally demonic in appearance.
ho ho ho, motherfucka
Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out.
"I am a writer…" I whisper as I reblog this.
"I am a murderer…" I realize as I reblog this.
Reblogging because I did the thing.
the 2nd one is fuckin Ganstah